I love my friends.

For the sake of having nothing to talk about, I will talk about how great my neighborhood friends are. My friends are awesome. I have known them all my life, and we have great times together. Doesn't matter that even though we are too old to play cops and robbers, we still do. We still float paper boats in ditches when it rains. We have a simple, fun life in Hurricane.

Haha, I love this picture. We were laughing so hard when we took it.

Nothing to talk about... Oh! I went to EFY on Saturday. It was really good! One of the speakers told this story that I thought was hilarious.

A returned missionary had just applied for college. One of his professors thought anyone who believed in God was dumb. He picked on the people who did, but he picked on Mormons even more.

The first day of his class he walks in and the first thing he says is:

"Who in here believes in God?"

About half the class raises their hands. He then said,

"Who in here are Mormons?"

The returned missionary raised his hand. The professor turned on him and said,

"Okay, Mormon. Have you ever seen God?"

The returned missionary answered

"No"

"Have you ever touched, tasted, or smelled God?"

"No"

"Have you ever heard God?"

The missionary said again, "No."

The professor smiled and said

"Then I conclude therefore, there is no God."

He then proceeded to start his lesson. The returned missionary raised his hand and asked if he could say something. He stood up and faced the class.

"Professor, have you ever seen your brain?"

The professor warily answered,

"No."

"Have you ever touched, tasted, or smelled your brain?"

"No."

"Have you ever heard your brain?"

"No."

The returned missionary smiled and said,

"Then I conclude therefore, you have no brain."

BURN!